basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

(via jais-keattycat)

BOYS BE LIKE

thecatsmeow90:

Boy: I’m a gentleman

*makes racial slur*

*calls a girl slutty for her shorts*

*makes homophobic comment*

*makes rape joke*

*calls feminists fat, unwanted, hairy lesbians*

*blames homeless people for their poverty*

*says women belong in the kitchen along with repeated sandwich jokes*

*is a Republican*

*kicks puppy*

Boy: Stay classy

(via forevercolourblind13)

s-kinnie:

My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

(via justwanttobefree-13)